Watch Your Kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had to share this...today I met a group of friends at the downtown park to play. When my friend Amanda got there, she rushed over to us and said "Oh me gosh that man is back!!! You guys, that same man over there in the old blue caddy was here on Monday morning too, watching kids play in the park for THREE hours!!!!" We all look to see this:

Creepy, right? I get pissed. I immediately go get my cell phone out of the stroller and have it set up to dial the police because there is NOTHING good about a man watching kids play in the park for that long! Plus, I have had experience with this (yes - was once watched at the park while I was running, then followed home, then pursued, then it got ugly).
So, with cell phone in hand, I immediately leave the park area and start walking to the car (I'm gonna get the creep's license plate number for the cops). Amanda's in disbelief I'm going over there, but like I said before, that stuff doesn't scare me as much as it PISSES me off. And now I have kids playing in that park being stalked by a sicko!

So I literally go right up the car, about to go in the back to get the number, police on dial, when I notice...

It's a cut-out, life-size figure of Forrest Gump.

Yup.

That's why he sat there for three hours on Monday. Ha. I let the cops number go quickly (but how hilarious would that have been if we would have called it in!) and we all died laughing when we realized what it was.

But seriously??? To have a creepy cut out like that in a creepy car overlooking one of the most popular parks in the city?? SERIOUSLY???

Someone has a weird sense of humor. :)